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(Date Posted:08/17/2006 11:28:58)
Reply to : love_smap
Minna-san,aku punya humor SMAP nih!YAng tau PAliNg cuma nire,satonaka,ama Luvtsuyo.123456789...."SMAP itu apa,kak?"tanya seorang adik kepada kakaknya.Lalu kakaknya menjawab,"ooh SMAP itu nama kumpulan makanan."Adiknya makin penasaran,"kog makanan?"Kakaknya yang sabar itu menjawab lagi,"Lho iya kan SMAP singkatan dari Soto,Mie,Ayam,Pecel,ngerti nggak?" Adiknya nanya lagi,"trus konsernya gimana Kak?"Dengan singkat kakaknya jawab,"yaa paling nyicipin makanan di bistro."
Duh Wi, kacian banget lo gak ada yang nanggepin. Apakah tidak ada yang punya cerita lucu githu? Apa aja tuh kata love_smap. Bagaimana dengan yang menulis ajakan tadi? Kok sembarangan ngajak orang?! Punya cerita lucu juga g sih?!(marahin diri sendiri...lho?!)
Gomen love_smap, gw lg g punya cerita lucu. Lu tau sendiri kan walo pun gw jago nyeletuk yg lucu-lucu tp untuk buat cerita lucu......, g terlalu bisa. Plg susah buat cerita lucu tp gw plg jago bikin cerita sedih ama cerita serem. Ntar gw ubek-ubek dulu isi otak gw, sapa tau ada cerita lucu yg msh kecantol.
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(Date Posted:09/04/2006 06:16:28)
SMAP foodnya kejadian betulan lo!Waktu istirahat gw ama 3 temen gw duduk di kursi panjang.Paling kanan temen gw makan soto terus ke kirinya makan mie,kirinya lagi makan ayam goreng,en terakhir gw minum pop ice di kiri!
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(Date Posted:09/25/2006 13:02:39)
Lho Hwaaaa masa ngga ada yang nanggapin.Baca dhunks trus kasi tanggepan apa kek gitu lucu jayuz kurang lucu apa gimanaa gitu.Jangan cuek aja donk.Gw masi member smanesia bukan seeh?(ngerengek ala nobita)Cuman gw sih yang cuap-cuap disini.sebel berat.
Kemaren gw ama nire berdiskusi tentang humor...
Ceritanya qta mbayangin SMAP pada pake baju daerah Indonesia.Trus gw kepikiran Shingo pake baju daerah khas Jatim or Madura kayak abang-abang tukang sate begitu.Trus disambung ide ceritanya setelah bistro SMAP mereka menjual makanan-makanan yang mereka bikin di Indonesia karena waktu itu ada edisi khusus tanpa tamu bistro.Jadi masing-masing peserta bikin porsi yang sama.Siapa yang masakannya paling cepat terjual itu yang menang.
Alhasil begitulah ceritanya.
Ayolah thread ini jangan vakum donk
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(Date Posted:10/19/2006 10:21:07)
Mana yang baca??
Pernah bayangin SMAP pake baju daerah Indonesia?Baru aja dapet ide kalo SMAP emang pake,misalnya Nakai pake baju Bali,Takuya Betawi aja,Goro PAdang lah,Tsuyoshi Yogyakarta,Shingo Jatim.Coba deh cocok-cocokin lagi.
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(Date Posted:10/30/2006 05:59:28)
SMAP dengan baju tradisional Indonesia? Boleh juga tuh hehehehe!
Nakai pake baju Bali: g tahu knapa tapi kayaknya cocok juga!
Takuya pake baju Betawi: cucok cucok!
Goro pake baju padang: wakakakak, kawaii! Pake topi Padang yang lancip itu juga ya Wi?
Tsuyoshi pake baju Jawa: yang ini ide gw. Menurut gw sih cucok abiz buat Tsu. Pake baju kraton Yogya warna hitam plus blankon. Cocok buat Tsu yang putih and (maaf ye) sipit.
Shingo pake baju Jatim: itu lho baju Madura yang pake kaos merah putih sama pake luaran warna hitam. Wakakakak, kayak tukang sate! Apa lagi kalo pake kumis! Cak Shingo, minta sate 1 porsi ya!
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(Date Posted:04/06/2007 18:43:16)
jadi inget lelucon ini
Tsuyoshi pake bahu koko trus iklan ala Matahari Dept Store... 
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(Date Posted:04/08/2007 12:38:41)
Reply to : BabyBang
jadi inget lelucon iniTsuyoshi pake bahu koko trus iklan ala Matahari Dept Store...
Huahuahuaaaa...baru aja kemaren pas nontom Sinking of japan gw ama Tia bahas lagi.......Didoain dehhh semoga Tsuyo kejadian bener pake baju koko
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(Date Posted:04/19/2007 07:48:58)
HAH, Tsuyoshi pake baju koko.
Kayaknya pantes juga sih .....
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(Date Posted:05/31/2007 09:26:31)
Waaah... teruslah berkhayal dan tertawa...
Lama-lama gw jadi mikir kalo anak- anak smaNesia gathering pake kostum yang sama yaitu suika no meisanchi... Pake celana/rok yang motifnya semangka gitu... Trus rame- rame pada nyanyi...
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(Date Posted:07/05/2007 05:05:46)
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(Date Posted:07/05/2007 05:07:44)
Ada lagi...
1F YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU WILL BE
SINGLE UNTIL YOU ARE 45!!! NO JOKE!!!
PUT:
A / P / P / L / E = YOU ARE TAKEN AND
LOVE THE PERSON ALOT MORE THAN THEY DO
B / A / N / A / N / A = YOU ARE
CONFUSED
G / R / A / P / E = YOU LIKE
SOMEONE BUT NOT SURE HOW THEY FEEL
ABOUT YOU
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GIVE UP
P / E / A / C / H = YOU THINK THERE IS
NO POINT IN LIKING THE PERSON YOU LIKE
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YOU ARE JUST TAKING LIFE AS IT COMES
W / A / T / E / R / M / E / L / O / N
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KNOW!!!
S / T / R / A / W / B / E / R / R / Y
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(Date Posted:07/06/2007 06:43:00)
Reply to : love_smap
0: saya, 3: meniduri, 5:pacar ku, 1: dengan riang gembira
Tanggal lahirku 03-5-1991 Kalimatnya jelek.
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(Date Posted:07/07/2007 04:15:31)
Heheh jd pengen cona
31-12-1980
Dia memotong wanita cantik dengan ekspresi datar
Yanh paling gak bukan gw
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(Date Posted:07/08/2007 05:36:07)
Bisa dicoba pake SMAP
Nakai 18-8-1972= Besok kamu memotong nenek yang buta tanpa henti
Kimura 13-11-1972=Besok kamu meniduri gadis remaja tanpa henti
Goro 08-12-1973= Besok saya menggigit bayi tanpa berdosa
Tsuyoshi 09-7-1974= Besok saya memeluk gadis berjilbab sambil tertawa
Shingo 31-1-1977= Besok gw memotong wanita cantik berjam-jam.
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(Date Posted:07/08/2007 06:50:22)
Besok saya memakan pembantu di rumah dengan seksama
...hmm... ok... ... ... that explains why I kept doing all of the house work myself...
...Tsuyoshi = Besok saya memeluk gadis berjilbab sambil tertawa...
could it be me??? *fingers crossed*
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(Date Posted:07/11/2007 08:19:44)
Reply to : satonaka
Besok saya memakan pembantu di rumah dengan seksama...hmm... ok... ... ... that explains why I kept doing all of thehouse work myself......Tsuyoshi = Besok saya memeluk gadis berjilbab sambil tertawa...could it be me??? *fingers crossed*
Nanti di garuk Qnuy lho satonakaa
Nuy, apa udah mulai mikir ganti penampilan???hehehe
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(Date Posted:07/11/2007 08:22:27)
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Bisa dicoba pake SMAPNakai 18-8-1972= Besok kamu memotong nenek yang buta tanpa hentiKimura 13-11-1972=Besok kamu meniduri gadis remaja tanpa hentiGoro 08-12-1973= Besok saya menggigit bayi tanpa berdosaTsuyoshi 09-7-1974= Besok saya memeluk gadis berjilbab sambil tertawaShingo 31-1-1977= Besok gw memotong wanita cantik berjam-jam.
kayaknya cocok bgt....tapi Takuya kokkkk..........
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